Our neighbor Greg is a biker. He has a big motorbike that he loves like a wife. In honor of his 6th vintage bike remodeling, he is throwing a party of sorts in his backyard for some choice people. My uncle is invited and he’s asking us what he could possibly give someone who already has everything he needs in life.

We told my uncle that he could give Greg acid t-shirts. If you know the guy, or see him regularly like my siblings and I do, you know right away that he likes to wear his biker shirts. That is one thing that he can’t have enough. My uncle agreed. He’s off today to get Biker Greg his biker shirts.