1. Mata mo lng ang di mo kayang sabunan.
2. Hindi mo kayang bilangin ang buhok mo.
3. Hindi mo kayang huminga ng nakalabas ang dila.
4. Sinubukan ng mga utu-uto ang number 3.
5. Naisip mong nagmukha ka lng aso noong sinubukan mo.
6. Mapapangingiti ka dahil nauto kita.
7. Ipapasa mo sa iba para mkbawi ka.:)
I got this from Nicole Andersson‘s tumblr site and I must admit I went for number 3! Hahaha!
Nauto ako!
;p
If anything, I hate being phony. I mean there are instances wherein I need to be polite and such. But for me, that’s being phony when you are being polite to someone you actually want to push down a cliff!
It isn’t a problem in my case really. My face is transparent. It shows my emotions. When I was a kid, every Christmas, my mom’s aunt would give us gifts. I was always afraid to open it in front of them because I knew if I didn’t like the gift, it would show in my reaction. And it did. One time, I got a towel. Imagine a 10-year-old kid getting a towel for Christmas. What would your reaction be? I was disappointed I wanted to cry! I wanted something appropriate for my age. A stationery set would have made me happy. Or a cute notebook will do. They saw me getting upset over the towel that since then I dreaded opening gifts in front of the giver.
Those situations to me called for being polite but in my mind I was being phony. So sad.
I admit it, I love reading gossip columns! Who doesn’t? My day isn’t complete without reading PEP.ph or the Philstar column of Ricky Lo. I usually read it in the early morning. What a gossip, I know!
So the raging topic among columnists right now is the Willie Revillame-Wowowee issue. I didn’t care about that issue until I read that Willie’s earning close to 25 million pesos a month! And he’s so ungrateful of the TV station who gives him that much? Wow! I would love to earn even 1/25 of that in a month! I wouldn’t be ungrateful, I swear.
I can’t imagine how some people can be discontented about their good fortune in life. God has given them so much and they were thumbing their noses on the instruments He used to give them that kind of blessings. In Willie’s case, he’s thumbing his nose on ABS-CBN.
He should be grateful to the station who gave him one chance too many.
I wish I can have a cup of hot latte right now. I am too darn sleepy! I only have a bottle of water in front of me. The online streaming of WRock songs is the only thing keeping me company as I work. I need something to wake me up and coffee is it.
Too bad I can’t have one. It’s really sad that I am suffering from hyperacidity. I am limiting my cup of coffee to once a day. Sometimes, once every two days. And the coffee is really diluted. Instant and diluted, my goodness! It’s that bad! But I have no choice. Either be content with the diluted coffee or suffer.
Or just try some toothpicks for the eyes 
A bit of a loner, you prefer to depend on yourself.
You always keep your cool and your composure.
You are a born leader and business person.
I want to go somewhere this weekend where I can lie down by the poolside and enjoy the sun. It’s been months and months since the last time I’ve been to the beach. It’ll be really cool to go there this weekend. I just doubt if my hectic schedule will permit it.
How about an 8-hour sleep in instead? Hmm…
